I sat and watched RHOBH last night and ended the show frustrated, although for several reasons. Enough so, that I had to put fingers to keyboard and write about it. I’m referring to, of course, the Yolanda Vortex.
It feels like the entire show now centers around Yolanda being sick. Yolanda has stated that not only does she have lyme, but her kids do too. Their father denied this to Lisa, but Yolanda insists they do and on a prior episode, waved their medical records in Lisa’s face. She also posted pictures of medicine in the children’s name (this appears to be immunotherapy meds from a doc in Alaska who takes patients “over the phone”. Yolanda has been to doctor after doctor, has a closet full of stuff she takes, and claims she had a 2 foot parasite in her body. She had silicone leakage from implants. She has decided she has too many heavy metals in her body. Hair color is dangerous. Nail polish has been deemed dangerous and too toxic for her. The more I see, the more I read, the more I looked up…the crazier this situation seemed.
I will be honest in saying that I missed an episode or two where Yolanda’s illness played out but it initially seemed odd to me that so many who know her questioned her illness. I started to look at the situation in much more depth after catching up.
Talk of Munchausen is never thrown around easily, as to be honest, many people don’t even know what it is. When it appeared on the show, I perked up, curious. I knew about it from a book I read many years ago, and was surprised it when popped up on TV. What I did find interesting is her insistence on changing the pronunciation of it, being specific to say it wrong in a different way, every time. She showed she had looked it up, but interestingly, read the definiton of Munchausen by proxy (where children are involved) vs Munchausen (self sickness). She made sure to mispronounce it, as if to dismiss it just from the sound. Last night, however, really kicked my suspicion in gear. I know she said that she did the show to promote awareness, but as someone who has watched severely ill people, they are disinclined to do a whole lot, never mind filming TV shows. Yet everywhere she goes, Yolanda appears, hair scrunched up, no makeup on. Let’s be real here. She is a former model who has always shown up EVERYWHERE with at least minimal effort done. Whether this is her choice or at the show’s bequest, (editing and scripting, people!) it does seem suspicious she suddenly shows up well dressed everywhere, but doesn’t even brush her hair. If you are the type to go to the store in PJ’s your whole life, ok, I would not be surprised to see your hair yanked up and no makeup on. But as a person in the public eye, a former model, and a person who’s life and livelihood revolves around looks, the sudden NON-look looks, well, forced.
I ended the show with a lot of questions, and frustrations. And THEN, Watch What Happens Live came on….
Did I hear this right, that Yolanda said she uses “organic hair color from Whole Foods”? Really?
Yolanda, there is no organic bleach. Your hair is not even close at the roots to the ends when it grows in. Someone is bleaching those locks. Bleach is not organic. You cannot tell me with a multi million dollar house you are box coloring your hair from the grocery store. It’s not happening. And no stylist worth a damn is going to put box color on your hair. Is their organic hair color? I believe so. But someone show me organic bleach from the grocery store, please. I almost choked on my own face with that comment she made. I asked twitter, and the stylists responded. We all call bullshit.
There is the matter of the kids. ONLY because Yolanda brought them up. So, 3 people all got bit by ticks that just so happened to be infected? These 3 also lived in CA, where reported lyme cases are very, very rare? Then there was talk of horseflies. Again, 3 different people all infected by 3 different flies? Per the cdc:
- There is no credible evidence that Lyme disease can be transmitted through air, food, water, or from the bites of mosquitoes, flies, fleas, or lice.
What are the odds? AND their father denies them having the disease. AND the treatment she posted the picture of for the kids is from, again, a guy who treats people over the phone. This is concerning. If her kids don’t have it, what the hell are they putting in their bodies?
Clearly something is wrong with Yolanda, and while I find some of her claims suspect, I do understand “invisible disease”. Is it really lyme? Or something else? I have witnessed FIRST hand how a false lyme diagnosis can cause massive issues, and even death.
While living in the DC area, I saw a doctor there, who was my general practitioner. I liked her, and thought she was great. When I complained of some issues, she said she believed I had lyme, and sent me for tests. They came back inconclusive. The Dr seemed determined I had Lyme. The Dr said SHE had lyme, and in passing, mentioned her horses had lyme as well. Before we went much further with it, I moved. When my mother needed a new doctor, I referred her to my doctor. Eventually, my mother was diagnosed with…you guessed it, lyme. The Dr went so far as to have a port inserted into my mother and she had lyme treatments, which were horrible. My mom got sicker. She didn’t get better.
In passing conversation with a friend, she mentioned she too was seeing that dr, and the dr believed she had lyme. Something here was VERY wrong. I mentioned this to my mom, who said that one day in the waiting room, she heard people chatting in there were MULTIPLE people in the room mentioning how she had diagnosed them with lyme. Statistically? for a general practitioner to have lyme, say her horses and animals have lyme, and diagnose 3 people in my direct circle with lyme, not to mention multiple patients in the same waiting room…it’s nearly impossible.
I called my father. “She does NOT have lyme. Get her to Johns Hopkins asap and if you have to, drop her off and drive away until they see her. It’s NOT lyme, I would bet on it.
She didn’t have lyme. You guessed it.
What she had, was lung cancer. Lung cancer, which her dr never checked because she was so convinced everyone had lyme. And now, my mom is gone.
I think lyme exists. I think there are many people out there suffering from it. I am unsure if Yolanda is one. But I think that once someone sees a light to the end of a tunnel of illness, it is very easy to put all the eggs in that basket. Lyme can be hard to diagnose. There are Dr’s out there who don’t believe in it, and those who think it’s far more prevalent than it probably is. There are those who pin what they cannot diagnose on lyme. There are those, like my former dr, who are determined to be a “voice” of a disease, and who will do so at any cost, even false diagnosis. It appears she is grasping at straws sometimes, and if I was sick, I probably would too. I must say that I wonder if some of it is psychosomatic. At the end of the day however, the biggest concern is with her children. If they don’t have lyme, and I must say since their own father says they don’t, it’s possible, then what kind of chemicals, medicines, and other things are they putting into their bodies without needing to? What will the long term effects be of that?
I know people will think I am silly thinking about the haircolor comment. It was quick and a one off, but her pause, and then the comment seemed like she was throwing something out there, and what she said certainly appeared false. You know what they say…one lie erases all truth.
Until next time.