Some random facts about me, in case you (never) wondered:
Some are silly musings, some are a bit deeper in nature. Maybe if one is interesting I’ll blog about it later.
I talk to myself in the car, Every. Single. Day. It’s where I work out my problems, get out my frustrations, and narrate my life to myself. If you’re driving along side me, you’ll probably see me having a full on convo with myself. Ain’t no shame in my game.
When I was little, I trained with olympic coaches for figure skating. I was ambidextrous, which was desirable. I quit after my skin split from the cold and started bleeding one night, and my babysitter at the time freaked out. Her fear scared me, and I decided I didn’t want to skate again after that. My parents were sad, but never pushed me into anything I wasn’t comfortable with.
Little dogs make me anxious, probably because they seem more delicate.
I lost my English accent when I was a kid, but it comes back when I am in England or talking to my family from there. I wish I had it all the time. My brain just switches and I don’t have any thought into it.
When I was a toddler, I had imaginary friends that I would talk to every night. I always wanted my door shut and the lights off, and if my mom came in the room I would cry she had frightened them away. One day, I saw a picture of a couple in a book and asked my mom how she had gotten a picture of them….it was a couple who had lived nearby who died long before I was born.
I have had several experiences that lead me to believe in spirits, however I’m not religious and struggle with the concept of God. The two seem to go hand in hand but for me, I can’t reconcile it all.
I believe that the more someone tells you how real they are, the more full of shit and deceptive they probably are. Real people don’t need to advertise it. They just live their lives.
One of my favorite quotes is “you are never to old to be what you might have been”-George Eliot.
Self esteem is the root of many of our problems, in my opinion. If we all believed in ourselves more, loved ourselves more, we’d make MUCH better decisions and put up with a lot less nonsense.
Ice cream is one of my favorite things. The texture, the temperature, the multitude of flavors….just everything about it makes me happy. I rarely say no to it, and I’ll sometimes allow my kids to have it as a treat before dinner.
Someone told me today my dad was one of his heroes. My eyes teared up and I welled up with pride. My dad is such a quiet guy who doesn’t really share all the amazing things he does. I wish I knew more, but he’s humble and doesn’t think to really share such things. I’m so proud to be his daughter.
I like silence.
I have about 16 tattoos. Most people think I have 4, (small ones). A former coworker once sat and told me how they hated tattooed women and how they thought it was horrible. They became very uncomfortable when I explained my husband tattoos and I have quite a lot of them. They responded “well, at least you can’t see them”, as if that made their comments any better. I just laughed and walked away, knowing they felt really uncomfortable.
I have a stalker. She checks my blog on the regular and created fake accounts to get notifications of when I post, to harass me with on other platforms, and to stalk others. I almost moved the blog and changed the name, but I decided for now to keep it as is. I know her IRL. Awkward. On the bright side, things seemed to have calmed down, so I’m hopeful it will end.
An ex of mine was black. I’m about as fair as it gets. When people tell you that racism doesn’t exist, when they tell you that black people and minorities are “exaggerating” how bad racism is, they are lying or they are ignorant of what really goes on. I never really experienced racism growing up, but I learned quickly during that relationship just how deep it goes. Racism isn’t always in your face. Sometimes it flows like a silent, underlying current, or it’s whispers. Going to an event with my ex and someone white sidled up to me and whispered asked who invited the “N*****” to the party with a laugh. I was horrified, first at the racist comment, and then at the fact the person felt just so comfortable in saying it to me, clearly because I was white. I guess they thought that they were talking to someone in the “white club” who would share their views. Their laugh quieted very quickly when I called over to my ex and asked him to come over to introduce himself. We then politely turned to mingle elsewhere, while that person sat looking inherently uncomfortable. Yes, it was the classier thing to do, but looking back now I wish I had told the person off. Then again, I think they learned at least a small lesson. Sadly, they are probably the same ignorant racist but perhaps they will be less likely to spread their thoughts to others. While that relationship with my ex eventually ended (on good terms as well) it opened my eyes and ears to an issue. Which leads me to:
When we know others are suffering, but we say “well, it doesn’t impact me so it’s probably not my business”, we are ignoring a basic truth that we are all people, and that kindness matters. One day, that hurt may come our way, and we would hope someone would stand for us. It’s not easy to stand for others sometimes, but it is necessary if we wish to raise empathetic children.
I am sometimes really awkward. I’m also generally self aware enough to know when I am being awkward, which makes me feel even more awkward. Ah well.
When I was a little girl, a neighborhood kid tricked me into sitting in dog shit so the other kids would laugh. That humiliation was DEEP and it stayed with me. I’d probably punch her in the neck now if I had my chance. Her name was Cindy. That’s all I remember.
My best friend growing up has a dad who is a hoarder. I’m to this day one of the few people he is comfortable letting in the house, because he knows I don’t judge. I have a bit of a fascination with hoarding. I believe it’s way more common than people think it is, and I’ve had several friends who have relatives who hoard. My house is messy. (I’m sure you figured that out by the blog title) but not at hoarder standards. I think the combination of working full time, limited free time, 2 kids, and a lack of organizational skills in the home is the root. It bothers me a lot because my mom was a neat freak and I wish I had inherited at least a little bit of that.
I love comedies. Laughing is one of my favorite things.
I often try to see both sides of a situation. Sometimes this drives people nuts.
Being born British has its perks. For example, nobody expects me to be a very good cook. Usually they ask me to bring plates or soda to events. Luckily nobody expects any highly complicated dishes from me. I’ll admit I’m not a fancy cook. I have a few things I make pretty well, or at least well that people will go for seconds for. That being said, I love British food, but then again, most British people probably do. 🙂
Speaking of British food, fish and chips is my comfort food. It is hard, though, in the US to find a place who can make it JUST like it is in England. It’s often close, but never quite right. A Salt and Battery in NYC has it to a science. If you’re in the area, GO. Then go next door to Tea and Sympathy for hot rhubarb crumble with custard. You’ll thank me later, even though you’ll have to roll yourself to your final destination because you’ll feel like a fatty after. It’s utterly delish!
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